Not a creature was stirring...

It is the Friday before Christmas, and the office is eerily quiet. The students are on break and my coworkers are off doing their last-minute shopping. Being a nice Buddhist girl, I've opted to hold the fort and do a little catching up.

It's been a while since my last entry, but November was such a blur with the trip to Laos and Thailand, then Thanksgiving... where should I even begin?

Earlier this month, Tabby came to visit from Boston and we decided to ho it up in Annapolis. Dressed in our cold-weather ho-wear (knee-high black boots, black skirt, and plunging top for me, crochet top and lucky jeans for her), we proceeded to take up some prime real estate in a little bar on the water. We met some nice boys from Fort Meade who plied us with shots (SoCo and lime... mmmm) and witty banter that seems so funny when you're drunk. I ended up naughty-texting with one, Jesse, for a while before his youth and spelling mistakes started irritating me. Chatting with him made me realize that yes, there is something to be said for ENORMOUS penises (don't ask how I know this), but there is so much more to consider... With age comes maturity, and a sense of humor, while good, does not pay the bills.

So here we are, at the end of the year, and I'm still somewhat single (does Dave even count anymore?) and nibbling on the remains of a Chipotle burrito. What on earth will 2007 hold for me?